Superheroes, Inc. Part 2 - Morning Workout / Gotham City
[Cut to the apartment house and Cyborg sleeping in bed]
Robin: Hey, good morning, Gotham City. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 a.m. in the big superhero city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED! GET UP, CYBORG!!!
[honks a horn right in Cyborg's face; Cyborg wakes up, screams to the edge, then starts to work out]
Cyborg: I don't believe I ordered wake up call, Robin.
Robin: Hey, less talk more pain, marshmallow boy! Feel the burn! You call yourself a monster? Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet! Oop! The kid's awake! Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet—Kid's asleep! Twins! In a bunk bed!
Cyborg: [growling]
Robin: Ooh! I thought I had you there. Okay, Cyborg, here we go. You ready? Follow it. Oh! It's over here! Oh, look over there! Don't let the kid touch you! Don't let it touch you! [singing] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed! Come on, fiight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary superheroes don't have plaque! 118... do you have 119? Do I see 120? Oh, I don't believe it!
Cyborg: I'm not even breaking a sweat.
Robin: Not you! Look! The new commercial's on!
Cyborg: Aah!
Announcer: The future is bright at Superheroes, Incorporated.
Robin: I'm in this one! I'm in this one!
Announcer: We're part of your life. We power your car. We warm your home. We light your city.
Batgirl: I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
Cyborg: Hey, look! Batgirl!
Announcer: Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster...
Claws Ward: [roaring]
Child: (screaming)
Announcer: to produce superior scream refined into clean, dependable energy. Every time you turn something on Superheroes, Incorporated is there.
Iron Man: I'm Superheroes, Incorporated!
(Child watches from TV.)
Announcer: We know the challenge, the window of innocence is shrinking. Human kids are harder to scare.
Mr. Freeze: Of course, S.I. is prepared for the future with the top scarers... (Cyborg roars, then child screaming; Robin laughing) ...the best refineries and research into new energy techniques.
(Gives you a roar, and child screaming)
Robin: Okay, here I come!
Cyborg: We're working for a better tomorrow, today!
All Workers: We're Superheroes, Incorporated!
Mr. Freeze: We're S.I. Superheroes, Incorporated, we scare because we care.
[Cyborg turns off the TV]
Robin: I can't believe it.
Cyborg: Oh, Robin.
Robin: I was on TV! [the phone rings] Did you see me? I'm a natural! Hello, I know! Hey, wasn't I great? Did the whole family see it? It's your Batwoman. [laughs] What can I say? The camera loves me.
[Meanwhile, at the Gotham City]
Robin: I'm telling you, big daddy you're going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more often.
Cyborg: Yeah? Like, on Gotham City's Most Wanted?
Robin: [mocking] Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
Miss Bianca: Have a good day, sweetie.
Bernard: You, too, hon.
Robin: Okay, Cyborg, hop on in.
Cyborg: No?
Robin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! What are you doing?
Cyborg: Robin, there's a scream shortage were walking!
Robin: Walking?!
Cyborg: Yeah!
Robin: No, no, no, my baby. Look, she needs to be driven. Bye, baby. I... I'll call you!
[Cut to the newspaper on the trash]
Robin: Hey, genius, you want to know why I bought the car? Huh?
Cyborg: Not really.
Robin: To drive it! You know, like, on the street? With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom and no walking involved.
Cyborg: [irrirates a car horn] Give it a rest, will you, butterball? Come on, you could use the exercise.
Robin: I could use the exercise? Look at you- you have your own climate!
Girl Superheroines: How many super-mega jump the rope?
Boy Superheroes: Morning, Robin! Morning, Cyborg!
Sulley: Hey, morning kids.
Mike: Hey, kids.
Sulley: How you doing?
Boy Superhero: Bye, Robin! Bye, Cyborg! [hits the big superhero's body]
Big Superhero: Ow, hey!
(The superhero dustpan sweep and eat it, the another superhero sneezing with exploding.)
Superhero #1: Aw, nuts.
Tony: (singing) La-la-la-la!
Robin: Hey, hey, hey! Fellas!
Cyborg: Hey, Tony!
Robin: Tony! Ba-da-bing!
Cyborg: Hey, Tony!
Robin: Tony!
Tony: Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! I hear somebody's close to breaking the all-time scare record.
Cyborg: Ah, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around.
Tony: (laughs) Hey, on the house!
Robin: Hey, thanks!
Cyborg: Grazie!
Robin: Ba-da-bing!
Slime Superhero: Oh, great!
(Cut to the large chicken called, "Ted".)
Cyborg: Hey, Ted! (calls out) Good morning! (Ted clucks;' green light switching, and stomping on it) See that, Robin? Ted's walking to work.
Robin: Big deal, guy takes 5 steps and he's there.
Robin: Hey, good morning, Gotham City. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 a.m. in the big superhero city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED! GET UP, CYBORG!!!
[honks a horn right in Cyborg's face; Cyborg wakes up, screams to the edge, then starts to work out]
Cyborg: I don't believe I ordered wake up call, Robin.
Robin: Hey, less talk more pain, marshmallow boy! Feel the burn! You call yourself a monster? Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet! Oop! The kid's awake! Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet—Kid's asleep! Twins! In a bunk bed!
Cyborg: [growling]
Robin: Ooh! I thought I had you there. Okay, Cyborg, here we go. You ready? Follow it. Oh! It's over here! Oh, look over there! Don't let the kid touch you! Don't let it touch you! [singing] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed! Come on, fiight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary superheroes don't have plaque! 118... do you have 119? Do I see 120? Oh, I don't believe it!
Cyborg: I'm not even breaking a sweat.
Robin: Not you! Look! The new commercial's on!
Cyborg: Aah!
Announcer: The future is bright at Superheroes, Incorporated.
Robin: I'm in this one! I'm in this one!
Announcer: We're part of your life. We power your car. We warm your home. We light your city.
Batgirl: I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
Cyborg: Hey, look! Batgirl!
Announcer: Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster...
Claws Ward: [roaring]
Child: (screaming)
Announcer: to produce superior scream refined into clean, dependable energy. Every time you turn something on Superheroes, Incorporated is there.
Iron Man: I'm Superheroes, Incorporated!
(Child watches from TV.)
Announcer: We know the challenge, the window of innocence is shrinking. Human kids are harder to scare.
Mr. Freeze: Of course, S.I. is prepared for the future with the top scarers... (Cyborg roars, then child screaming; Robin laughing) ...the best refineries and research into new energy techniques.
(Gives you a roar, and child screaming)
Robin: Okay, here I come!
Cyborg: We're working for a better tomorrow, today!
All Workers: We're Superheroes, Incorporated!
Mr. Freeze: We're S.I. Superheroes, Incorporated, we scare because we care.
[Cyborg turns off the TV]
Robin: I can't believe it.
Cyborg: Oh, Robin.
Robin: I was on TV! [the phone rings] Did you see me? I'm a natural! Hello, I know! Hey, wasn't I great? Did the whole family see it? It's your Batwoman. [laughs] What can I say? The camera loves me.
[Meanwhile, at the Gotham City]
Robin: I'm telling you, big daddy you're going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more often.
Cyborg: Yeah? Like, on Gotham City's Most Wanted?
Robin: [mocking] Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
Miss Bianca: Have a good day, sweetie.
Bernard: You, too, hon.
Robin: Okay, Cyborg, hop on in.
Cyborg: No?
Robin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! What are you doing?
Cyborg: Robin, there's a scream shortage were walking!
Robin: Walking?!
Cyborg: Yeah!
Robin: No, no, no, my baby. Look, she needs to be driven. Bye, baby. I... I'll call you!
[Cut to the newspaper on the trash]
Robin: Hey, genius, you want to know why I bought the car? Huh?
Cyborg: Not really.
Robin: To drive it! You know, like, on the street? With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom and no walking involved.
Cyborg: [irrirates a car horn] Give it a rest, will you, butterball? Come on, you could use the exercise.
Robin: I could use the exercise? Look at you- you have your own climate!
Girl Superheroines: How many super-mega jump the rope?
Boy Superheroes: Morning, Robin! Morning, Cyborg!
Sulley: Hey, morning kids.
Mike: Hey, kids.
Sulley: How you doing?
Boy Superhero: Bye, Robin! Bye, Cyborg! [hits the big superhero's body]
Big Superhero: Ow, hey!
(The superhero dustpan sweep and eat it, the another superhero sneezing with exploding.)
Superhero #1: Aw, nuts.
Tony: (singing) La-la-la-la!
Robin: Hey, hey, hey! Fellas!
Cyborg: Hey, Tony!
Robin: Tony! Ba-da-bing!
Cyborg: Hey, Tony!
Robin: Tony!
Tony: Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! I hear somebody's close to breaking the all-time scare record.
Cyborg: Ah, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around.
Tony: (laughs) Hey, on the house!
Robin: Hey, thanks!
Cyborg: Grazie!
Robin: Ba-da-bing!
Slime Superhero: Oh, great!
(Cut to the large chicken called, "Ted".)
Cyborg: Hey, Ted! (calls out) Good morning! (Ted clucks;' green light switching, and stomping on it) See that, Robin? Ted's walking to work.
Robin: Big deal, guy takes 5 steps and he's there.
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